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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.

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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms

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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.

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He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.

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Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.

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i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime

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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?

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Omg the world wants us to be better people

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I refuse

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I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?

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