Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.