That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there