Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there