I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
ok first of all what the fuck
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(