So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.