I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You can make out without kissing
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex