What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.