I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember