All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?