But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation