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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!

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(405): Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting! http://tfl.nu/ctqc

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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done

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(405): I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done http://tfl.nu/3aup

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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.

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(405): I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation. http://tfl.nu/hpn0

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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position

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(405): That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position http://tfl.nu/yl9k

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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.

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(405): Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice. http://tfl.nu/9rvd

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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?

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(405): Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it? http://tfl.nu/wmow

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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.

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Does he think you're psycho?

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Officially...... yes.

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(405): I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new. (1-405): Does he think you're psycho? (405): Officially...... yes. http://tfl.nu/uyur

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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.

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(405): I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point. http://tfl.nu/fmbd

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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.

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(405): I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream. http://tfl.nu/lzqh

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In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.

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I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.

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(405): In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day. (405): I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me. http://tfl.nu/iy6i

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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.

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(405): Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out. http://tfl.nu/dhlk

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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.

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ROADTRIP.

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(405): Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak. (1-405): ROADTRIP. http://tfl.nu/2zv7

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We were destined to go to rehab together

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(405): We were destined to go to rehab together http://tfl.nu/ewf5

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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.

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(405): Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again. http://tfl.nu/vkin

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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on

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(405): Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on http://tfl.nu/n0jv

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