Last Night in Michigan (517)

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  Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)

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  She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.

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  You must be good in bed dude

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  Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time

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  I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night

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  Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.

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  I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends

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  let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.

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  6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.

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  We're going to party like we don't have spanx on

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  I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.

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  She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.

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  Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets

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  I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.

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  Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.

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