Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.