Last Night in Florida (561)

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  walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow

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  Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao

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  Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.

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  I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."

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  She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.

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  So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.

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  It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.

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  I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.

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  Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!

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  Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...

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  I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.

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  If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.

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  Agreed

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  I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.

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  As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother

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