I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF