We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I think people are normalizing furries
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?