I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...