You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.