i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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