When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.