I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
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