16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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