Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."