I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?