Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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