I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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