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Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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