I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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