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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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