If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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