I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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