If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
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No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.