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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
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