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the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
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