Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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