her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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