She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
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