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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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