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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
You're like the curious george of whores
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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