Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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