reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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