The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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