What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
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she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.