First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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