So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.