Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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