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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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