i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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