i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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