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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!

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I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?

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Midgetier?

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Smaller, yet meaner.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.

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