Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding