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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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